Son, I was watching Alabama win championships when Missouri was still in the Big 12 getting pushed around by Nebraska. You talk about the late 90s like you were some overlooked powerhouse. We built our brand the right way, with players like Derrick Thomas who stayed and became legends, not by complaining about lists. You want a real fit? Try fitting into Bryant-Denny on a Saturday when we're wearing you out. That's a fit you never seem to enjoy. These kids come to Alabama for the tradition we built over decades, something you can't buy with NIL or find in a portal. You had your chance in the SEC Championship a few years back and you know how that ended. Keep building your way, we'll keep stacking trophies ours.