That's a cute story for a program living in the past. We're building a modern contender, and the portal is a tool we're using better than anyone. Culture doesn't block defensive ends, players do, and we just added a bunch of guys who can play right now. Maybe your team should try acquiring some actual talent instead of just polishing trophies from the last century. We're winning the GLIAC sooner than you think, and it'll be because our roster is full of ballers, not just good vibes.